Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 23, 2023

Gladys is fighting the impulse to beat Gordon severely about the head and shoulders for messing up the fresh wax job on her car.

She gave him too much coffee.

So is his agility. I’m impressed by how he maneuvers his cardboard inserts.

“Impulsivity quotient”? Is that what they called acting bat shirt crazy at that time?

see kids – this is what you get when you take steroids

A smudged Wax job is the least of the damage he’s gonna do. Those pointed toe Brogans will Scratch and Dent. . . . Wait…isn’t Scratch and Dent those Liability Lawyers on late night TV?

IQ new meaning.

Gordon expiriments with a new way to get high.

Since retiring from the police force, Gordon periodically requires time on the roof of any car, singing his siren song.

When his Impulsivity Quotient is high, his Borg Quotient is also high: “Resistance is futile.”

Hope he looked both ways. Likely not.

He figured that if the birds could do it, so could he

Gordon! Really! Show a little restraint!

Hey, look! A Car Toon!

“Gordon, we have to talk…”

His flight or flight instinct kicked in…

Cargordoning never caught on like carjacking.

Ohhhhhh, that I.Q. :)

Gordon did some inspirational reading this morning and “Jack jumping over a candlestick” has challenged him.. to outdo Jack.

Reminds me of asking my neighbour numerous times not to park over the sidewalk in winter. So one night I decided to dance on his car. Problem, solved. I don’t get mad, just get even.

Like “WKRP in Cincinnati”, this may involve a Gordon jump.

Yin and Yang. High Impulsivity Quotient on one hand and a correspondingly low Intelligence Quotient on the other.

Is Gordon channeling Basil Fawlty?