Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 31, 2023

Is Wyatt trying to have an accident on the way to the toilet?

Brenda is wondering how fast quick drying cement sets up.

i hope that doesn’t involve urine.

Bladder issues?

You never know when your house will be flooded. It’s good to practice.

He’s just marking his territory.

Wyatt is learning how to swim. He is up to getting his whole foot wet. We will check back in, oh, 2045. By then he should ne up to his shins.

How Archimedes got his start.

… but he’s still only just testing the waters.

WTH?

Just seeing if he can walk on water yet

Wyatt’s version of splish splash, I was takin’ a bath…….

What is he testing himself for?

Wyatt finds he is STILL unable to walk on water, despite years of practice.

…And Brenda has him tested Monthly…

Wyatt started something new and he’s just getting his feet wet.

With a little luck and plenty of exposure therapy, Wyatt hopes 2024 will be a rubber-sheet-free year.

Good morning Balladeers!

Someone has to prepare for the flood.

Um, still not a witch?

Part of an Oriental process to last the night without having to pee.

From the look she’s giving him, I can’t imagine what, if anything, he’s got on under that robe. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Wyatt endeavors one step at a time to impress his observers.

I’m thinkin’ it’s about time for Wyatt to go “home”…

Epsom salts, check. Eucalyptus oil, check. Medium-hot water, check…

Charleston contests and Twister™ championships really take it out of a guy past 50.

his pals know him as wyatt slurp…