The trees do come down, and beavers are pretty good at placing them where they want. But if you hire Ted, make dam sure there is sufficient clearance between the tree and the house.
They can take a tree down really fast, but they refuse to aim it in a safe direction. Ted spends most of his profits on lawsuits for smashed cars and houses.
Look out!!!!!!!!! That one crouching down looks like it’s about to attack! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
BigBoy 12 months ago
Ted keeps the Ballard Stump Removal & Dynamite supply company in business
seanfear 12 months ago
i like environmental solutions
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 12 months ago
Ah yes, Benny, Bobby, Billy and Waldo. (They also fill in at Easter. I think they look cute in pink bunny ears.)
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
Eager beavers!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 12 months ago
“Dang! Wrong tree again.”
Doug K 12 months ago
For tree removal, did you ever think there would
… be four beavers before?
purepaul Premium Member 12 months ago
Interesting business plan. Might work if everybody chips in their bit.
-Saint- 12 months ago
Leave it to Beavers…
P51Strega 12 months ago
The trees do come down, and beavers are pretty good at placing them where they want. But if you hire Ted, make dam sure there is sufficient clearance between the tree and the house.
well-i-never 12 months ago
Some pretty serious attitudes there. Could they lighten up a little?
I suppose, “Whistle While you Work” is asking a bit too much.rhpii 12 months ago
Ted throws in a complimentary dam and pond with each contract.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 12 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
ladykat 12 months ago
Those beavers have their minds on the job.
ChessPirate 12 months ago
And in the evenings, they’re actors. They can really chew the scenery…
“Ya gotta nice little house here, shame if somethin’ happened to it…”
Limber lumber lubber… Tim-berrr!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 12 months ago
Ted is known as the guy with “plenty of beavers”!
Nebuchadnezzar Scrood's Tannin Garden of BabbleOn 12 months ago
I’ve seen Ted’s ads on TV — his company’s jingle is the old song, “You Give Me Beaver.”
-with apologies to Peggy Lee et al
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Customers have been forced to lodge complaints.
Minfidel Premium Member 12 months ago
Lowest bidder – until the beavers unionize!
Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago
Dam beavers.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
Ted has a lucrative sideline in fur coat and hats as well.
MeGoNow Premium Member 12 months ago
Those are some grim looking beavers.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Of course, an animal that can chew through tree bark can chew through any leash that is not chain.
With beavers, it’s one dam thing after another.
marilynnbyerly 12 months ago
They can take a tree down really fast, but they refuse to aim it in a safe direction. Ted spends most of his profits on lawsuits for smashed cars and houses.
Bilan 12 months ago
Ted’s Tree Removal Service has also taken out a few parked cars.
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
Look out!!!!!!!!! That one crouching down looks like it’s about to attack! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
Ted does have a few gnawing doubts.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
This one stumped me.
Chris Sherlock 12 months ago
I don’t know why they work for Ted. He doesn’t give them dental insurance.
gopher gofer 12 months ago
ted’s got hard workers – they just beaver away…
mr_sherman Premium Member 12 months ago
I don’t know how beavers can swim in their ponds. I understand that dam water’s cold.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 12 months ago
He’s the low bidder with his low biters.