Hmm. That could mean that he wasn’t a jerk at any time during the evening, or that there were times during the evening when he wasn’t being a jerk, but possibly other times when he was.
And then he realized, there hadn’t been any Political or Religious discussions all evening either. As he slowly walks down the sidewalk, he begins to wonder if there’s any correlation there…
seanfear 4 months ago
an occasion to celebrate – Cheers! clink
oldpine52 4 months ago
Don’t worry, Russell, we’re all sure that you will make up for it tomorrow.
mr_sherman Premium Member 4 months ago
It looks like his cardboard liners go all the way up to the waist.
Bilan 4 months ago
Russel was at the top of his games since he was wearing the new cubic pants from Denis’ shop.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 4 months ago
Idiot yes, jerk is debatable.
Kaputnik 4 months ago
Hmm. That could mean that he wasn’t a jerk at any time during the evening, or that there were times during the evening when he wasn’t being a jerk, but possibly other times when he was.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago
This feels wrong. Most jerks I have known revel in their jerkiness.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago
Good for Russell.
purepaul 4 months ago
I know, it’s a good feeling. Best approach is to avoid alcohol in complex social setting.
-Saint- 4 months ago
Too bad he entered the wrong house, though. Mrs. Stubblebottom is about to wack him with one of her many umbrellas.
Hatfish 4 months ago
And with his new med change, he should be able to get to sleep by dawn. Maybe. If he’s lucky.
morningglory73 Premium Member 4 months ago
FYI Russell, the jerk stuff will always come back and haunt you every night you can’t get to sleep.
xtc45688 4 months ago
Apparently, Russell and Lawrence (from yesterdays strip) shop at the same place for clothing.
ladykat 4 months ago
Good for you, Russell!
ChessPirate 4 months ago
And then he realized, there hadn’t been any Political or Religious discussions all evening either. As he slowly walks down the sidewalk, he begins to wonder if there’s any correlation there…
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 4 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
Russell came to realize after a while his trousers we hypnotizing people!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
♪ Who drinks pineapple juice for the Vitamin C, Russell Squarepants ♪
mistercatworks 4 months ago
Graceful behavior is the essense of non-jerkiness.
Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago
I know that feeling, it happens but not often.
rhpii 4 months ago
Enjoy it while you can. Russell will be off jerking by tomorrow.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago
Russel’s on the brink of setting a weekly record for not being a jerk, one more day and the record will stand at two.
William Robbins Premium Member 4 months ago
I suspect Russell pretty much always comes to that realization.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member 4 months ago
Sadly, I’m unable to say the same thing.
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
The whole evening?!…man… he’s on a roll!!
gopher gofer 4 months ago
the evening’s not over yet. there’s still time for russell to make an obnoxious phone call…