Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 13, 2025

i wonder how long did she keep a single job

Although Rover approves of this arrangement, Scooter finds much to dislike about it.

It would be more efficient, Millicent, if you would cary the two of them on YOUR back !

Respect! This woman not only talks the talk, she walks the walk.

/// Millie’s need for efficiency drove her

to teach Scooter to balance on Rover.

When they reach the first tree,

Rover’s leg lifts to pee

and the two-canine stack topples over.

And this is where the expression “Top Dog” comes from.

Scooter gets to be top dog tomorrow.

Good morning, Ballard Dears!

Unlike the other guy, I would trust Millicent with DOGEs.

Double Decker Dachshunds.

‘THE LIMERICK CHALLENGE’ PART II.

There was a young lady called Millie…

Only half of her dogs appreciate her efficiency.

Do they get switched? Top dog seems unfair which is usually how it works in manage too.

A testament to her prowess is the ability to even walk in that outfit much less stoop to clean up after her dogs – unless they are trained to do that as well of course.

Good morning Balladeers!

And she does it very efficiently, too!

The competent Millie took pride

In walking her dogs side-by-side.

She even had ’em

moving in tandem.

The dogs just took her in their stride.