Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 28, 2019

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    oldpine52  about 5 years ago

    Except for the color of his uniform, that looks like Fearless Leader.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Velcome to “Dead Lobster”.

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    Bring in the olive oil, garlic, and butter; he’ll sing like a canary!!

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    Zykoic  about 5 years ago

    Stereotyping the Hun? ;-)

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    hawgowar  about 5 years ago

    Fearless Leader from Rocky & Bullwinkle! Boris and Natasha’s boss.

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    zerotvus  about 5 years ago

    call fearless leader!!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  about 5 years ago

    Major Hochstetter…? Is that you…?

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    boy, he can really shell it out…

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    geese28  about 5 years ago

    Well lookie here I’ve got butter sauce…..

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He meant to say “…it von’t be long”.

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    Cerabooge  about 5 years ago

    You already boiled him, what makes you think a little shell crunching will make a difference?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Sounds like he’s a tough nut to crack…

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    errolm1937 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He oyster know better than to clam up, that shrimp!

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    Lablubber   about 5 years ago

    Auntie Em! There’s no p[ace like home!

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Lobsters only turn red after  they’ve been in hot water for awhile. Which, I guess, this one has been…

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    Lobstah

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    joshlund99  about 5 years ago

    Just ask ze moose and squirrel

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