Herman by Jim Unger for October 05, 2019

Remember: Root beer is the root of all evil.

Perhaps a breathalyser test would be a good idea. :)

I know a guy who actually did this once – to a county cop in St Louis. The cop was not amused.

He must think he’s in paradise.

Somehow I think he’s gotten his situations mixed up.

Surprisingly accurate. In our local lockup, Mickey D’s is what you’ll get.

You want fries with that burger? N O T !

Cop probably will take a closer look at the vision line on the guy’s dl.

Let’s go get a donut. I’m buying.

That could be our president in the car!

Dreamer!

that’s going to help (not)

And some flapjacks! – (Groundhog Day)

“…and could you super-size that? "

“Uhhhh…make that a route beer.”

“Would you like fries with that, Sir? ‘Cause I’m a gonna FRY your butt!!”

Okay sir….I’ll still need to see your driver license and insurance. Now you want fries with that??

How about I hand you this $100 bill to cover the cost and you not worry about giving me back any change? (Wink, wink)