Pickles by Brian Crane for October 12, 2019

To rephrase Tom Hanks a little, “there’s a [Cheez Doodle] in my boot!”

If Cheez Doodles bite your face, you end up looking like Donald Trump.

I shudder to think how it got there.

“Venomous” … probably not.

But “poisonous”….. depends on how long it’s been riding around in that boot.

I love this one so, so much.

I see Earl’s smart enough to pour cheese doodles out of a boot, even without the instructions on the heel.

I could be a queen snake, disguised as a cheez doodle! They do that, y’know.

The orange ones are poison….

The flavor is in the boot ;-)

Depends on how many you eat.

“There’s a snake in my boot!” (Toy Story 2)

Stranger than fiction dept. My mother once found a bat in one of her boots.

Truth is stranger than fiction dept. My mother once found a bat in one of her boots.

But did Earl look for a scorpion?

Depending on how long it’s been in there, it probably IS venomous by now.

crunchy or puffy?

It is a lesser know fact that there are, in fact, venomous cheese doodles. They come from a little factory in deepest China and are exported to the US, specifically to the WH, and more specifically to one individual. (The color should be a clue.)

I shudder to think what Earl is going with it now!

I live in an old house in the country. I’m in a constant battle with mice so I ALWAYS check my boots before I pull them on, especially if I haven’t worn them in a while.

Hmmm,is he gonna eat that?

I read a story in early ‘50s grade-school about dumping out the scorpions and I’ve done it ever since when putting on my boots. Not one yet, but sometimes the paranoids are really after you.

Twenty bucks says he EATS it..!!!

Awwww! With a great imagination, you could entertain the grandkids all day…soo cute!

And check for spiders and scorpions, oh me oh my!

Where’s the dog when you need him?

This comic can be so filled with joy. Love it.

5 second rule!

is that a nod to big nate?