Those do not even remotely look like turtle doves. I mean, I realize that this strip isn’t Prince Valiant when it comes to realism, but they could be a lot closer and still look cartoony.
The mention of turtle doves always reminds me of the scene in Home Alone 2, where Kevin gives the ‘pigeon lady’ one of the turtle doves he got from the toy store owner.
At the end there are 60 golden rings. The dancing ladies I might also keep, but there would be 36 of them. Food bills would empty out everything gained by the rings.
AllishaDawn over 5 years ago
There better not be French hens tomorrow. Way too early…
Pointspread over 5 years ago
Groan…
katzenbooks45 over 5 years ago
Technically, tortoise doves.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Really?
I’d have thought these guys were a couple of pre stuffed turkeys just waiting for November……., ;)
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Squatters or does John just need more tranquil company
donwalter over 5 years ago
…of course they are…
scpandich over 5 years ago
Those do not even remotely look like turtle doves. I mean, I realize that this strip isn’t Prince Valiant when it comes to realism, but they could be a lot closer and still look cartoony.
mrcooncat over 5 years ago
The mention of turtle doves always reminds me of the scene in Home Alone 2, where Kevin gives the ‘pigeon lady’ one of the turtle doves he got from the toy store owner.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
to see the look on John’s face!
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
Manny: You can’t be two things!
Sid: Au contrarie, My friend. Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.
Aaberon over 5 years ago
This is the funniest, dumb thing I’ve read in awhile: it made me laugh loudly!
Qiset over 5 years ago
barump-ta!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
I’ll just take the golden rings and leave…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago
and look! there’s two of them!
that reminds me of something
tstuarta1 over 5 years ago
Did Stephan Pastis write this one?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Okay, I was indeed going to go for the easy Partridge joke here, but I changed my mind. Happy hump day!!
rshive over 5 years ago
Don’t have many inhibitions, do they?
blairleroys Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s bring your bird to work week.
dukedoug over 5 years ago
Usurped.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just hope they don’t invite the rest of the gang from the song. Could get very crowded!
BiathlonNut over 5 years ago
At the end there are 60 golden rings. The dancing ladies I might also keep, but there would be 36 of them. Food bills would empty out everything gained by the rings.
streetbeater over 5 years ago
Which one’s Harry?
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/34500/Two-Turtle-Doves-34648.jpg
gmu328 over 5 years ago
shouldn’t be french hens tomorrow because the original was a Partridge …
ayespin over 5 years ago
Hey guys … John is a tortoise! Not a turtle.
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Dang groupies!
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Where are their shells? Turtle-doves…though that “turtle” acts more like a tortoise.
Jim Kerner over 5 years ago
What? No Partridge in a Family? LOL!
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Turtle wax.