MythTickle by Justin Thompson for September 25, 2019

Gee, Karma, cashiers can’t tell who’s earned good karma and who’s earned bad, or who the customers they do know to be honest received their large bills from in the first place.

When ever cashiers do that to me I always say “I know it’s good, I made it myself”. One of these days a secret service agent with no sense of humour is going to be behind me inline

I found out yesterday that Canada and other countries actually have some bills with parts that are completely transparent. This even goes down as low at the $20 bill. I need to stop using a credit card all the time and actually withdraw some money.

At first I didn’t get the punchline.

I can see the bear is not gonna’ be bamboozled…

Some just use the pen.

“Wanna borrow my UV flashlight to see the security strip glow?” (UV flashlight in hand).

With Other Governments occasionally getting into the Counterfeit Game, it can sometimes be Impossible to tell the Fakes unless you can find the teeny, tiny little “Printed In Russia” mark.

I know that feeling, Karma.

But let us defer to Bi-Polar Bear today, who wisely chooses to focus on what counts, a bamboo shoot….

Look, it’s not that they don’t trust you, it’s just that they don’t trust you.