Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 26, 2022

And your Appletini?

Then what does that say about me, who prefers sake, shochu and Japanese whisky, but nevertheless has enough of a palate to prefer proper Scottish ale over English, Indian, and American lagers? (With a predilection towards stout)

And what does it say about the Campaign for Real Ale, the iconic consumer revolt of the 1970s that unintentionally became the first locavore movement in the world?

Most importantly, what does it say about someone who can actually differentiate between ale and lager?

So if I drink coke I must be on fire, lemonade and i´m bitter and Irn Bru because I can´t spell?

And I drink diet soda because I’m on a diet.

Tasteless seems too kind a description for the Caps tastes….

And you drink a Fuzzy Navel because? ☺

It says plenty about people who brag about their expensive tastes.

I don’t drink, but I use Grolsch lager in my seafood batter, chardonnay in my scampi, and Evan Williams in my barbecue glaze