Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 30, 2022
May 29, 2022
May 31, 2022
Transcript:
Tyr: A flagon of mead!! Bartender: We don't sell mead anymore. Tyr: What?? Why? Bartender: No one was buying it. Tyr: But I'm in here every night drinking tons of it! Bartender: Yeah, but you never actually "buy" it. Tyr: Oh... well... I left my pfennigs in my other tunic...
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 2 years ago
If no one was buying it, then you weren’t selling it before, either.
Yontrop over 2 years ago
He will have to acquire his mead elsewhere.
amaneaux over 2 years ago
If a god is paying with pfennigs, are those pfennigs from Heaven?
etonry over 2 years ago
I don’t know if it’s wise to refuse service to a Viking war god.
Blackangus over 2 years ago
The God of War wants a drink. Do you want him Angry or Drunk?