That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 27, 2019

“Wish these people wouldn’t drink so much coffee.”

Martha Stewart assigned to KP.

Olivia’s neighbors now know what happened to their missing brass items.

Mildred trying to pull off the geisha look, but it just wasn’t working for her.

I get that she tucked up her overskirt in the back to keep it from getting dirty…but then, if you’re going to be doing dirty work, why put it on?

“Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?”

—George L. Giefer

After years managing unruly kitchen items, Ginny had developed the perfect reprobating look to scold any cheeky pot calling the kettles black.

Only surviving rendering of the HUNCHBACK’S wife.

I love how Charles has turned to “Chuck”.

The moonshiner’s wife

“Yes, I’m washing this in the kitchen sink. You did what in it?”

“…and I get FREE WiFi,…”

The latest craze in time-saving kitchen improvements . . . INDOOR plumbing!!!

Putting some Hustle in the Bustle in front of the camera.

bob was so sorry he’d dressed up as a scullery maid to get out of the army…

“I wonder if anyone upstairs heard that.”

“So help me God, Charles, you say this place is going to pot, one more time, and I’m gonna brain you with one!!”

Husband: There it is; I was wondering where my transmission disappeared to.

“I’m engaged in this odious chore/ I’ve performed countless times before/ Where did I go amiss ?/ How did things come to this?/ and Jesus! my back is sore…”

Hi! I’m scrubbing chamber pots and spittoons with the degree I got from Trump University. You can too! Just dial I-GOT-SCRUD

Testing her mettle.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Charles_Joseph_Grips_-_Ik_ben_zoo_klaar_met_schuren,_1866.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly A4 paper size painting.

https://www.simonis-buunk.com/art/grips-c-j/18177/ 

https://www.erfgoedkloosterleven.nl/zoeken/collecties-zoeken.php?mivast=1212&mizig=214&miadt=1212&milang=nl&mizk_alle=C.J.%20Grips%20Henricus&mibj=1870&miej=1870&miview=ldt 

both have Spanish info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s indirectly pointed to by the title URL: 

https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carel_Jozeph_Grips 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Charles_Joseph_Grips 

(again Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/05/9?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the Dutch artist info URL included here; its other has disappeared in the interim).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2295 (September 26, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Mrs Von Hostens at the family pub when she saw the health inspector walk in.

A Mona Lisa smile and a ruptured disc.

Oh yes, I can feel you undressing me with your eyes!

“And, pray tell, just how does one look provocative whilst scrubbing pots?”

the king’s high toilet , someone needed to empty it, lulu bell got the job, work was hard to find in them old days.

She still insists that she doesn’t need glasses as she greets the master of the manor, the hat stand.