Monty by Jim Meddick for November 10, 2019

Oops!

“I see you streaking…”

Seeing her own reflection would be pretty scary too!

The one she sees is on the other side.

Monty, give Madame Zelda or whoever, a miss. If she could foresee the future she would have known the fly/bug incident was going to happen and cleaned the crystal ball prior to your reading. Thus making the incident never happen.

Knowing Morty, that can still happen.

Inspired by Poe’s “The Sphinx” perhaps.

At least she’s trying. She said what she thought she saw

And here I thought it would end up being Fleshy in some sore of weird Halloween costume.

centipede on the crystal ball? Or maybe a silverfish since it was obviously much smaller.

“ᴴᵉˡˡˡˡᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ”

Then she’ll send him home with a little bottle of Love Potion Number 9.

“Now I see your face melting in some horrible accident, and I…..Wait,….. I left some cleaner on the glass. There now………..Um, … Nevermind the melting stuff.”

Walstib….“She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink. She said ’I’ll make it up for you right here in the sink.’”Beware Monty!!

Monty looks like he’s in no condition to start over, Old Gypsy Woman. Just give him the Standard Werewolf Warning, collect your fee, and send the poor boy on his way….