Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 06, 2019

Maybe the field is slim.

Lady, you need an advertising agency.

Turnabout is fair play.

Don’t call the maid. Call the lady-in-waiting.

Most young folks today don’t know the term.

Yikes! But who’s keeping score…..

with that many days, I doubt it’ll be a “fresh” prince…

Your day will come,Rindercella ;)

I ordered some Rembrandt etchings yesterday, someday my prints will come.

To much like work for her….

Uh, if you want one THAT badly, you may need to be just the teeniest tiniest little bit pro-active. . .

He just went by.

Men wait for us short term. We wait for men long term

Change “us women” to “we women.” Proof & correct your copy lest you expose your sloppy prose to the world.

Not fair. Men are just plain tardy. Women are taking their time.

Let your “golden” hair grow longer…way longer!

Time to get out of your ivory tower.

Check the heart of the guy who just walked by. You never know.

Update on our dog’s spider bite: After 8 days the eschar (we learn new words all the time) cap has come off the wound and it looks “beautiful” underneath, according to Nurse Wifey. The final size is roughly 3 inch diameter but it did not burrow down to the spine. Barring surprises she ought to recover with only a large scar.

Time to cut back on the Pisa.