Herman by Jim Unger for October 14, 2019

Sounds like the next fad diet.

Is it called something like “The Neptune Wins Tour?”

Do I have to bring my own tiger?

do they serve drinks on this cruise?

Rowboat?

It sounds like Bligh’s story ~ Men Against the Sea.

See also: 1960s American Express TV ad (it’s out on youtube)… scraggly guy lands on shore, and gets (from initially disdainful service people who brighten up when he presents his plastic) food, clothes, hotel, snazzy Porsche and private airplane service… ;-)

I’d rather spend six months in a leaky boat

It’s called the water diet

Ou, skinny guys. Well, compared to the last few comics anyway. :-)

It’s within your budget!

Check the passenger list.. two weeks with a couple of long legged ladies might be worth not eating / drinking

Is it free?

Followed by the all expenses paid burial at sea

Whatta’ maroon!

When I worked in the travel industry, I several clients I would have loved to send on one of those trips!

Very inexpensive, too.

With concrete galoshes, the Mafia Tour.

That’s the Bligh cruise to Timor, isn’t it. (they must have sped it up)

“AND the only thing you can afford.”

It’s just to die for!

It’s on the Gevalt the third. Gevalt is Yiddish for help.

Sounds like Outward Bound.