Pickles by Brian Crane for October 26, 2019

I think Earl should go to a barber to get those eyebrows trimmed; he’ll look something like a a cancer patient if he accidentally takes his eyebrows completely off himself

Might want to take a whack at that mustache while you’re at it, Earl.

I don’t think you want to do that, Earl. Cutting you eyebrows off is like a cat cutting its whiskers off. No sensitivity.

Too bad Opal interrupted Earl’s story. I’d really like to know how he was planning to finish that sentence.

Don’t get out much, do you Opal?!

at least she’s paying attention to you, Earl!

After all those years Opal noticed … How sweet ;-)

Are there any caterpillars that mate?

Note to Opal: Caterpillars don’t mate!

LOL! Reminds me of LARRY HAGMAN’s brows! Too funny!

I see this meme “old men with huge et\yebrows”, but at 67 I only have one hair in each eyebrow that keeps growing. Annoying.

I see no eyebrows, nor evidence thereof.

See a what!?….See a what?!!!

My left one always goes up. . .

Wrong move Earl.. Pearl is getting a little frisky watching that mating dance

Wow. His ear hair must look like it’s performing coitus, then.

Enough about Pearl and Earl’s facial hair, finish the joke already!?!?

This is when you realize how little your spouse pays attention to what you’re saying. Earl might as well respond by saying, “I’m sorry, can you say that again? I was distracted by how big those pants make your butt look.”

Old women! Always sex on their minds.

Why don’t you two butterfly into the bedroom and…well…you know!

SO THEN I SAID, IF THAT’S AN EYEBROW I’D HATE TO SEE A . . .

Pfft. Caterpillars don’t mate: They’re a juvenile form.

Distractions abound.

My Mom said something about that when Pop was alive. Earl looks JUST like my Pop!