Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 25, 2019

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I’ve never eaten a full bag of shredded lettuce here. It all turns to a green soup by the time I want some fresh lettuce.

Something that shouldn’t be brought up at the dinner table. While people are still eating.

Hope she set the table with barf bags at each place setting.

Very funny Dave! great toon. Merry Christmas Dave

I am so thankful I don’t have to eat that gravy or anything else of her cooking.

Romaine ptomaine…

Just me and the dog here this year. I am having pizza, no gravy.

I clean the science experiments out of my fridge next week. Happy New Year.

And if you let fish rot in the sun the ancient Romans were very fond of it. At least, if the process happened downwind. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garum

Anybody who can’t tell the difference between rotted lettuce and real gravy — even without tasting it — has no basis for complaint.

So that’s why the gravy is green at Christmas…

Merry Christmas! Lettuce pray…. ; )

Well yes.. every adult learns that when they first move out and are responsible for their own fridge and contents. One of many life’s lessons.

I liked this one but I really didn’t want to. Funny but yucky!

Even Ralph is disgusted and I am sure he ate much worse

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, everyone! :)

Same with bacon.

I’m sure it wouldn’t SMELL like gravy!