Wives have multiple methods of murdering spouses without leaving proof. Opal knows them all. Best not make her mad… but not possible, second best: not be there.
Down and up, down and up………kind of like attaching a slice of buttered toast (which always lands on the floor buttered side down) to the back of a cat (which always lands on its feet), then dropping the cat from your arms, setting off a spinning machine. Will the cat land on its feet or not?
You can’t find a man brave (dumb") enough to say, “We need to talk about you and what you need to change.” All such ard somewhere beyond their bride’s reach: dead, incarcerated or institutionalized for dementia.
So we’ll have Earl comics on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Opal strips on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, with alternating Sundays. Maybe we’ll all be happier and healthier.
If I had to pet a dog my bp would jump off the scale – even just being in a room with one does so – or a cat, bird, gerbil, goldfish… I have been terrified of animals since I was a child.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Roscoe looked so happy…and then Opal had to go and spoil it all!
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
oh, what did Earl do this time?
retrocool almost 5 years ago
Opal always gets Earls blood pressure up.and not in a good way.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Roscoe’s face is priceless.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
♪♫ .. round, round, round I go…. ♪♫
anna almost 5 years ago
Make her sit down right there and keep petting Roscoe!
Pet almost 5 years ago
my SIL is getting divorced after 24 years. My girl friend got divorced last year after 49 years.
RUN EARL ,it’s not too late, RUN!
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Opal step away from the “Debbie Downer” pills ;-)
iggyman almost 5 years ago
Ups and downs are all part of any relationship! Roscoe helps smooth out the bumpy times!
Yardley701 almost 5 years ago
Thankfully, Roscoe is getting the love he deserves.
russef almost 5 years ago
It goes Downdidi down down. It goes Uppity up up!
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
Just when you think that it is safe…
sweetaddietude almost 5 years ago
per Diamond Lil: What women say: We need to talk. What men hear: RUN FOR THE DOOR !
chick485 almost 5 years ago
When a women gets married, she hopes to change the man. When a man gets married, he hopes his wife never changes.
So, after awhile, the man never changes, the wife always does.
assrdood almost 5 years ago
Opal the “buzzkiller”.
joegeethree almost 5 years ago
They been together way too long to think “a talk” is going to do any good.
e.groves almost 5 years ago
Typical wife.
kathleenhicks62 almost 5 years ago
Finally Roscoe gets his much needed attention, then on comes “Killer” Opal.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Opal has that affect…..always nitpicking…Oy!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
Wives have multiple methods of murdering spouses without leaving proof. Opal knows them all. Best not make her mad… but not possible, second best: not be there.
ANIMAL almost 5 years ago
Uh oh……. the dog shouldn’t have let Earl up on the couch.
Petemejia77 almost 5 years ago
I’ve been enjoying all the focus on Rosco lately.
ex window inspector almost 5 years ago
Down and up, down and up………kind of like attaching a slice of buttered toast (which always lands on the floor buttered side down) to the back of a cat (which always lands on its feet), then dropping the cat from your arms, setting off a spinning machine. Will the cat land on its feet or not?
Coinman almost 5 years ago
You can’t find a man brave (dumb") enough to say, “We need to talk about you and what you need to change.” All such ard somewhere beyond their bride’s reach: dead, incarcerated or institutionalized for dementia.
Judy Saint Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So we’ll have Earl comics on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Opal strips on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, with alternating Sundays. Maybe we’ll all be happier and healthier.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Four lovely little vignettes of Roscoe. Personality in each one!
mafastore almost 5 years ago
If I had to pet a dog my bp would jump off the scale – even just being in a room with one does so – or a cat, bird, gerbil, goldfish… I have been terrified of animals since I was a child.
washatkc Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ah yes. Women do cause high BP.