Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 20, 2019

I bet it doesn’t taste like chicken.

Did one of you remember the Static Guard and Febreze?

Goes with the old joke, “Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.”

Every full moon.

Still a better romance than Twilight .

Won’t work with pants on. (Don’t ask me how I know.)

Just don’t act like that when we get to Trader Vic’s. Oh, and comb your hair before we go.

Is he licking himself or scraping his arse against the ground, y’know, like in distemper style?

Ummmm …hey Vlad….do you think maybe we should run?

That’s why we can’t take him anywhere.

When my dog does this we call it “Consulting with Willie.”

Proves there is no God.. A compassion loving God would have given man the ability

Dracula seems a bit interested in what he’s seeing.

LOL

Hey! That’s what all animals do. Even, if they’re half man, half wolf.

Shouldn’t he take off his pants first?

Because he can………

Turn on a vacuum and he’ll stop. (Coverly likes to clone his comics).

Proof that cleanliness is next to dogliness

TOBY!

He does it because he can.

I guy saw his friend’s dog licking himself. The guy said, “I wish I could do that!”

His friend told the guy, “Maybe should pet him first!”