Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 28, 2019

Get some extra long suspenders!

If he goes on a diet, he’ll have to purchase new trousers.

I had to add one farther down the belt about two years ago.

The three options are indeed listed in the order in which they are likely to be resorted to.

Get some extra long rope.

Hard to call this one because most Pluggers love food ;-)

My “problem” is the last hole on my work belt is on the inside!! Seems, my age is causing me to shrink…!! And the worst part: Dickies doesn’t sell “kid-sized” accessories…

Oddly enough, if I keep on my current course, I will need to punch a new hole, get a new belt or GAIN weight. The belt is a bit too lose and on the first hole.

Four notches tighter, two to go.

Suck it up to the max! The gut that is.

Buy a new belt.. the only option, adding holes was last years solution.

If his belt is more than 1/2 of his height he needs to either lose weight or get taller.

My belt is 40+ years (not inches) and its down to last inside notch, Went from 140 to 155 (for years) then over 220 and back to 185. At 76 I want to get down to 175, but my military weight is not a target any more. I worked as an EMT and know the risks of extra pounds at this age.

Because Pluggers are obese.

Or a 4th choice; Just Accept It and Chalk It Up to Old Age and a Lost Cause. You Earned every pound. If it’s Good for Santa, it’s OK with Me. ( Unless Health Issues Mandate Loosing Weight.) Common Sense ! You-all Have a Great Day and Be Safe ! :-)

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