Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 31, 2019

….but it’s NOT WORKING!!! Now run a post pattern coach and see if you can avoid these scissors. Hut hut.

WORLD SERIES CHAMPION NATIONALS!!!

Now back to our regularly scheduled snarking.

P1, Hell no! Let him try to survive you!

P2, And that stupid name still pisses me off.

P3, Moments like seeing Gil with his hair messed up?

So let him be, Chet. Watch Charlie straighten out his stepfather over the weekend.

P1 Answer, no but don’t forget what your therapist said, “Baby steps, baby steps”

P3 “But I feel like opening up a can of whop ass on you for meddling in my private life”

In all reality , Look Chance I need you and Mr Blowtop to play this week . Do you think you guys are up for it ?

That, plus lawyers for Dick Tracy called threatening legal action for using the name of one of their villains…

P4- Chance: You sure care about kids. How come you never had any?

When Gil sweats, it defies gravity and evaporates instead.

Mister Blowtop! Who Do You Think You Are?

Considering the rage fists were in second grade, shouldn’t it be “Master Blowtop”?

P 2.5: “…honestly, Chance…I didn’t come here to talk about your girlfriend…”

Still doesn’t explain what he did with his parents.

Still waiting for an actual new revelation to come out of this. We already know about him blowing his top when he was 8 years old. Other than this bombshell that he went to a therapist to control it, SO WHAT? Nothing about him doing anything lately. We know this. Gil knows this. LET’S GET ON WITH IT! Tell us you killed someone or something, then we’ll be intrigued.

And speaking of intrigued, you should be intrigued with today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

For some humor with a Gil Thorp theme read today’s “HERMAN”.