Close to Home by John McPherson for October 30, 2019

Yeah, that really sucks!

If someone does try it. be careful you might get bleeb.

Well it was better than last year’s bobbing for piranha.

Just add a little salt.

Strangely, I read a comment the other day that mentioned bobbing for leeches.

“Good morning, Mr. Leech. Have you had a busy day?”

Much better than bobbing for french fries.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could sneak at least one leech into the apple vat at a real party. Even if it did not attach to anyone, just letting people know it was in there would create pandemonium.

Reach in there and save Bleeb !

Trust me. It’s better than bobbing for French fries.

Seriously? To whom would bobbing for leeches seem exciting, initially or ever??? “Buy the premise, buy the bit” (said Johnny Carson)…sorry, but I just don’t.

The only guest who liked this game was the one dressed as an African Queen.

(Will only make sense to those who remember Humphrey Bogart movies.)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who floats in the water?

It might, however, go over well when they’re in their early 30s.

Of course not. What’s the challenge in bobbing for leeches?