That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 25, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Sweetie, work really hard on the wedding night. You might be a merry widow by dawn.

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    Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “I now pronounce you Ogre and wife”

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    Kind&Kinder  about 5 years ago

    “That’s right, show him you can do it. ‘You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in’ perfect! Now, shake it all about—excellent!”

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    My dear there’s a green thing crawling up between your knockers!

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    Just cross your fingers behind your back. That will take care of the technicalities.

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    Papared25  about 5 years ago

    “Just between you and me, I think you’re making a big mistake. If the diamond in that engagement ring is real then I’m the Pope of Israel.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Even with the light on the groom’s back, the bride still could barely look at him.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    thinking to herself, do i want the porsche in basic black or flame red…

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    Buzzworld  about 5 years ago

    “Pull my finger and this old fart disappears”

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Tell me, where do you have your nails done?”

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    WoodstockJack  about 5 years ago

    “Ah, yes … they Comptesse de Monte Azure!

    A pleasure to eat … er, meet you, my dear.”

    Sotto voce: “Nice grapes.”

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    Carolyn Saunders  about 5 years ago

    He’s just praying the drugs don’t wear off before the ceremony is complete

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    rmremail  about 5 years ago

    May – December wedding

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    rmremail  about 5 years ago

    “Miss, can you look up at me? Miss? Miss?” “God dammit, Jeffrey, you have to stop drugging them before the wedding!”

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    thebashfulone  about 5 years ago

    “It is better to be an old man’s darling than a young man’s slave.”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 5 years ago

    The maiden was tearfully led/ by that brute, to the marital bed/ but HER vigor prevailed/ T’was HIS heart that failed/ and by morning the geezer was dead.

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    Reader  about 5 years ago

    Now sweetie, just lie back and think of England.

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    lagoulou  about 5 years ago

    What a waste of youth and beauty!

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    GoComicsGo!  about 5 years ago

    “Oh dear god! She’s asleep again!”

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    Another Take  about 5 years ago

    GROOM: ♫ ♪♪♫ I’m just mad about fourteen. Fourteen’s mad about me. ♫ ♪♪♫

    Well maybe not but she likes that I’m paying her parent’s way out of debtor’s prison!

    (Apologies to Donovan’s Mellow Yellow even though, given those lyrics, it sounds like he may be a perv)

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 5 years ago

    “She was a pretty good ‘virgin.’ Your turn, bald boy.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The Unequal Marriage or The Arranged Marriage

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vasily_Pukirev_-_%D0%9D%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9_%D0%B1%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BA_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg 

    (best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this huge painting. Other versions has strip coloration.

     

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=84 

    http://www.askart.com/artist/Vasili_Pukirev/11328123/Vasili_Pukirev.aspx 

    https://prabook.com/web/vasili.pukirev/1766318 

    https://vsdn.ru/museum/catalogue/category70219.htm 

    http://artpoisk.info/artist/pukirev_vasiliy_vladimirovich_1832/bio/ 

    http://www.pelister.org/russian/art/targetArt.php?file=00834 

    http://russianartgallery.org/famous/pukirev.htm 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). This is the first work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2315 (October 24, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    anomaly  about 5 years ago

    “Yes, that is quite a large wart, but can we continue with the ceremony?”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago

    She knew that if she married him now, he’d be pretty sure the baby was his.

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    Jml58  about 5 years ago

    He WILL be poorer when I leave him.

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    PatsyL.Paul  about 5 years ago

    “Hey, REV! Pull my finger!”

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 5 years ago

    once married, lacy , hoped Reginald would very soon drop dead and leave everything to me and my boyfriend.

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    Sassy's Mom  about 5 years ago

    I love her gown!

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    JLChi  about 5 years ago

    Beauty and the Beast’s Grandpa.

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    TerBer  about 5 years ago

    Scrooge, ""The Empire will live on."

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    Egrayjames  about 5 years ago

    It’s your night Bro!

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    the1951hapster  about 5 years ago

    The Imperial Hall grew quiet, and tension filled the air as The Tsar stared at his niece’s left forearm, which bore an ugly contusion. Finally, his majesty inquired, “My dear, is that a wound caused by one of my hawks? If it is not,pray tell if it is a telltale mark of that sadistic, flightless bird to your right.”

    Unable to give voice to “the unspeakable act”, she deftly reach towards her uncle. With this small gesture she not only avoided grasping the “matrimonial symbol” of the candle, she confirmed the suspicion of The Tsar’s second guess.

    At that moment, all present knew that the wedding had ended. Now they wondered how long The Tsar would let that candle burn, or would He use its’ flame to avenge the honor of his “spoiled” niece?

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