Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 14, 2019

Uh, not to get political right off the bat, folks, but is that the guy at State handling all those notes the Ambassador gave them to give to Congress?

Trump’s tax returns ?

I wish Wiley didn’t have to work with a 2 week delay period. There’s so much material to work with right now.

Retirement clearance.

Shouldn’t he wait 38 more days before doing that?

Next to duct tape, the blower is easily the solution non-peril, for the male of our species.

The generic name blower originated in D.C.

He cleared his desk off.

A clear desk is indeed the product of a sick mind. Perhaps more obvious in this case than in some others. I hear that the First Occupant’s desk is always pristine, apropos of nothing in particular.

Oh, if only it were that easy …

I thought the most popular winter clearance among the owner class used the layoff/redundancy notice.

The obvious solution given there wasn’t an “out tray”. Let’s face it someone out there will pick up the papers & recycle them. Everyone wins.

Enforce noise and nuisance ordinances on leaf blowers. Require mufflers. Or just shoot leaf blower users on sight.

I looked at all the leaves on my lawn and thought, “I should rake them.” Then I looked at all the leaves still in the trees and thought, “Not now.”

For everything there is a season.

If only there were a leaf blower for the bits on my computer.

TOYS! It’s always about their toys!

The male fix-it chart (original): https://www.flickr.com/photos/dullhunk/7214525854/

If that was a pile of mortgages mine would stick to something.

It would have taken more than a leaf blower to clear out my old office … a couple of hand-grenades might have done the trick.

I did have a sign warning potential room cleaners, that said: Don’t Mess With My Mess!

my favorite weapon of choice is my little flame thrower. A 20# tank of propane on a little handtruck with a hose and nozzle. It’s for clearing the grass out of your gravel driveway or edging your yard or getting rid of all that nasty evidence in the White House.

This is a great plan before a Senate hearing or the crew from 60 Minutes get there.

LITTERBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf blowers only save 20 seconds over rakes and brooms, operate on the frequency of a heart attack, and spew neurotoxins and carcinogens. I get a migraine when one starts up within three blocks of me.

My brother, normally a sane individual with common sense, decided that the leaf blower would be a great way to clean out the coils and undercarriage of an old fridge. The results were not pretty.

My desk has three bins, labeled, “In,” “Out,” and, “Hope it will go away.”

And the flame thorougher.

There goes my dad’s loan application.

Later they would claim the data breach was due to hackers!

You should of just blown them into your lackey’s office