Pickles by Brian Crane for November 29, 2019

All dogs stink. Ask any cat.

That could be Earl himself.

Ever been to Washington D.C.?

I asked my father once, why he never took me to the zoo, he said “if they want you, they’ll come get you”.

It is never a cat’s fault even when it is.

If I were Roscoe, I’d feel insulted and nip Earl for saying that about me!

Fail, Earl. Get that boy to the zoo, presto.

The condition of the zoo and animals is not the issue, Earl. Keeping — or breaking — your promises to Nelson is. He’ll remember you for either, long after you’re gone!

Poor animals! Should be in their natural habitat!

Someone told me it’s all happening at the zoo I do believe it I do believe it’s true!

I remember my first Zoo trip at age 5. A bear ate me in my nightmare the following night.

I’ll take stinky animals over most humans any day!

OK; just the dog and cat. Whew!

Well one reason is the price of admission. Don’t get me started on the concessions.

and maybe that’s why Earl let’s Roscoe on the couch, so there’s plenty of room to pass around the blame

Sorry, Muffin. But, he used the plural.

At least the dog poops outside.

cats leave their smell all over litter box on the chairs table tops A L L OVER where ever they walk

You can’t trust, or like, anything that comes out of a cat’s mouth.

If they want you they’ll come and get you! (Rodney Dangerfield)

Exactly

I change my mind about taking you when you behave. The rest of the time I intend to leave you there in the monkey cage