Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 17, 2019

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    Usual marketing ploy. Act now as there are not many left.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Tough luck, fish. When we bears gotta eat, we gotta eat. CHOMP!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    Mrs. Bear: What do you mean, you let him go?

    Bear: But, Honey, check out this cool T-shirt!

    Mrs. Bear: I don’t give a—oh, well, yes, it’s quite profound…but sweetheart, something is going into that pan, and I’m going to fry it and eat it…so if there’s no fish, then guess what…?

    Bear: Ohhhhh dear…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    and if you order in the next ten minutes we’ll double your order. That’s right, two singing bass for the price of one. Just pay separate shipping and handling.

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    tbubble  almost 5 years ago

    Fish tale.

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, I’ll let you go… after you’ve had a FABULOUS tour of my digestive system!

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like large mouth sass.

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    Digital Frog  almost 5 years ago

    “But wait! I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is NPR—natural piscine release.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Guess you won’t be sing ‘Take me to river’ anymore.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Did you hear about the sixties rock band that got in trouble for scamming? Country Joe and the Phish.

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    This offer will not be repeated.

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    There is something decidedly fishy about that offer.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ya gotta SELL it!

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