B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 30, 2019

Yeah. Like “natural foods” won’t ever give diarrhea….., ;)

Eeewwwwww

Plenty of that without intentionally improving probability.

And if you have leakage, Duct tape it until you get it fixed.

reminds me of the “medicine side effects” bit by Jeff Foxworthy…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSdNMRtvq5g

Is alcohol considered a food additive? It causes a lot of verbal leakage.

Oy!

Well, if you put too much in your sandwich, or use flimsy bread, you get leakage around the sides. But if you stay over the plate, it doesn’t need to be a big deal.

Olestra was like 25 years ago…

Remember the Wave potato chips from the 90s? I believe the culprit was olestra. “May cause anal leakage.” Don’t know, but I think these are no longer made. Fortunately!

Especially if it is sponsored by a paper towel or toilet paper company.

Want to laugh your butt off reading about leakage? Read the reviews of this product: https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bear-5LB/dp/B00IF3EZ0U/ref=sr_1_41?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1575145261&sr=8-41. Unfortunately, someone came in and removed all the rest of the reviews. But they left enough for you to get the idea.

Too much information…

Beats death…barely.

Like too much magnesium in your diet?

More evidence of the continuing malfunction of the night time education devices in each cave.