Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 06, 2020

OY!

That’s udderly rediculous!

I will never get this vision out of my head.

MY EYES! MY EYES! Brain bleach- STAT!

Oh Lord, please keep it a secret forever and ever.

I wish you’ve kept that secret to yourself.

That’s it, Aunty, increase the angle of the dangle.

I heard Victoria’s Secret was that she was in fact a Victor.

Who decides who is model quality? Even as a teenager hopped up on testosterone, I didn’t agree with what was supposed to be beautiful. Most of these women are too skinny and the clothes they wear are marginally laughable and look utterly ridiculous on real women.

Oh well, I don’t march to the beat of a different drummer. I got an entire orchestra.

PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE!!!

Aunty, try to find your lost marbles.

I’M BLINDED!

I never cared for those walking sticks, anyway.

VS for boom boomers.

Aunty! Please warn us when you’re about to do that! ☺

We didn’t have a need-to-know that secret.

Hey, where’d they get my picture??

A lid for every pot…

Gravity’s a bitch.

Reminds me of the childhood ears song

Udderly unappealing. Reminds me of cows we had on the farm

She’s the 1939 “Model”.

That reminds me… I’m having a mammogram on Saturday.

Funny stuff Aunty — LOLOL