Bartender: “What do you keep looking at in your pocket?”
Customer: “A picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had enough.”
Currently a pig has been loitering around the pond scaring all other prospects while screaming “kerrr-mi, kerrr-mi, here kerr-mi, kerr-mi, kerr-mi.”
Be careful that no one wll want any pickled-frog-legs. They already want buffalo wings.
You’re a frog. Drink any alcohol and you’re libel to croak.
What odds? The odds that they will kiss him? Or the odds that he will turn into a handsome prince?
“a” drink? It might take several!
After a few drinks he may get more that just a kiss.
Way to promote a date rape culture!
“Aren’t you going to kiss me and turn me back into a prince?”
“And lose my talking frog? No way!! And get that fly, frog.”
What princess would be seen in a bar? Gasp! Bad idea froggy! Plunk you’re magic grinder, Froggie….Hiya Kids Hiya!
I guess women get beer enhanced vision too.
Get them drunk enough, they will definitely kiss you.
♫ The frogs all look prettier at closing time ♫
Then they’ll say, “Yo frog, you look like a prince of a fellow.”
More like about a dozen drinks.
Mastroianni and Hart
Little Caesar almost 5 years ago
Bartender: “What do you keep looking at in your pocket?”
Customer: “A picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had enough.”
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Currently a pig has been loitering around the pond scaring all other prospects while screaming “kerrr-mi, kerrr-mi, here kerr-mi, kerr-mi, kerr-mi.”
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Be careful that no one wll want any pickled-frog-legs. They already want buffalo wings.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 5 years ago
You’re a frog. Drink any alcohol and you’re libel to croak.
rshive almost 5 years ago
What odds? The odds that they will kiss him? Or the odds that he will turn into a handsome prince?
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
“a” drink? It might take several!
David Henderson almost 5 years ago
After a few drinks he may get more that just a kiss.
Denver Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Way to promote a date rape culture!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 5 years ago
“Aren’t you going to kiss me and turn me back into a prince?”
“And lose my talking frog? No way!! And get that fly, frog.”
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
What princess would be seen in a bar? Gasp! Bad idea froggy! Plunk you’re magic grinder, Froggie….Hiya Kids Hiya!
Oakwood13 almost 5 years ago
I guess women get beer enhanced vision too.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Get them drunk enough, they will definitely kiss you.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
♫ The frogs all look prettier at closing time ♫
WilliamPennat almost 5 years ago
Then they’ll say, “Yo frog, you look like a prince of a fellow.”
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
More like about a dozen drinks.