Pickles by Brian Crane for December 26, 2019

“In other words, same old same old.”

I too have been having a sneezy Christmas; hope it’s not the common cold nor influenza.

OK, Boomer.

At least it wasn’t a hot pepper.

Like the 4th of July because you can play with fireworks and go swimming. Vegies from the garden. The feast is outside and simple ;-)

LOL! And it was not nice talking to you.

So Earl had to go full-blown TMI on his friend there?

Sometime we’re sorry for asking….Poor Earl…maybe another sneeze will do it…OY!

Earl needs a neti pot …

Earl found his thrill,on Blueberry hill ;)

At least he didn’t sneeze his dentures out.

Definite TMI

TMI

Blueberry.. who has blueberries on Christmas? serves you right weirdo.

" HEY I’m not finished " !!!!! lol

The day before Christmas, driving in, for some reason, I had a sneezing fit on the highway for about ten minutes off and on. THAT is what I call distracted driving. You fight to keep your eyes open and body rigid as you’re driving…and have to slow down.

you asks!

So they’re on the porch stoop in fall (60 degrees +) attire? Either they’re having quite the warm weather or they live in a warm climate (Florida, California?). Have we ever been told where the Pickles live?

For Earl, it’s the simple things in life.

It should ferment to a fine California wine soon.

Simple tip for sneezes….Lie back and put some eye-drops in you’re tear ducts….Works wonders for Me….

If you don’t believe it , just touch your your tear ducts when you have a sneezes coming on and see what happens…Some sort of involuntary response , I suppose….Keep a vial of Visene handy by my nigh stand….

After the blueberry collects enough mucous, it will slide right out. Just be patient.

You’ve got to know when to walk away, know when to run…

I’d go with you