The OK sign IS a gesture for white supremacy and at a cadet academy a few were caught making the sign……to pee or not to pee, wherever….In .France, you have to pay to pee! The aluminum scare is so old…I remember it growing up, and as far as pickles, America is IN a big pickle, run by a sour pickle, in strong brine, with no filter……
Whew! Today’s infomercial is like being back in a college class again! Brain overload. Too much wisdom to assimilate all at once. But at least the words of wisdom come in colors [cue Stones, She’s A Rainbowhttp://tinyurl.com/y5ttjj3y ].
Beware the Surveillance Pickles! Big Green is watching. (Froglandian cybersecurity is, alas, rather weak….)
The “OK” sign is detested in at least some parts of the world, not for racism but because over there it’s sort of like flipping a bird at someone. We were told that “THUMBS UP” was the correct sign for “OK”. I think that’s pretty safe everywhere. And of course in some countries you can’t put one foot atop the other knee while seated, because this shows your shoe bottom and it is an insult.
I had learned to loathe the surveillance pickles. They were everywhere. There was always one watching, no matter where you went. And they were connected to social media. Sneeze into your right elbow and everything was okay. Sneeze into the left and you were exposed as being part of a hate group. It reminded me of that TV gag they used to have when people had broadcast analog TVs. You put it near the TV and you could interfere with the signal at will with the push of a button. You could make people do all sorts of things, like make one seat in a room a no-go zone, just by zapping the picture whenever somebody sat in it. People are superstitious monkeys, and easily controlled. But the surveillance pickles were a step too far. The Elf on the Shelf had been bad enough. This was too much.
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
We make our own pickles to be sure the data is not going to China
David OBrien almost 5 years ago
Beats being IN a pickle.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
The OK sign IS a gesture for white supremacy and at a cadet academy a few were caught making the sign……to pee or not to pee, wherever….In .France, you have to pay to pee! The aluminum scare is so old…I remember it growing up, and as far as pickles, America is IN a big pickle, run by a sour pickle, in strong brine, with no filter……
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Make like a toilet and GO.white lol KKK
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Our Mission Statement, delivered in style!
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Today is a new high-water mark for my joy at being so out of the loop on the latest memes.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
There’s one watching you right now.
WaitingMan almost 5 years ago
This information would have more credibility if the nice lady delivering it hadn’t put her dress on backwards.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
Q – encumbered we are at the national level. Don’t pass it on.
I keep forgetting about that Alzheimer’s thing. Slips away like Teflon.
Fishing and dancing for coins when you have to pee. Do they take debit?
O-tay!
bxclent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Pickles are GREEN
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Pickles are wet…
Reminds me i really got pee now.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Tee Pee
Mmmmmm i wonder….
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
I don’t know about surveillance pickles, but I have long suspected that my pepperoncini are bugged.
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
Cats only seem witless.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
The pickle between or in the middle layer of the big mac…
I work a MC Donald once.
Gerard:D almost 5 years ago
That’s why I come here, the education is hidden in plain sight.
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
“I don’t want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorcycle …”
—Arlo Guthrie
Buoy almost 5 years ago
Okay > poop > dementia > pickled frogs
cooganm Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m having trouble decrypting the last panel
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Whew! Today’s infomercial is like being back in a college class again! Brain overload. Too much wisdom to assimilate all at once. But at least the words of wisdom come in colors [cue Stones, She’s A Rainbow http://tinyurl.com/y5ttjj3y ].
Beware the Surveillance Pickles! Big Green is watching. (Froglandian cybersecurity is, alas, rather weak….)
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Holy Diver..
Life Guard on duty sporting only a swim suit, is a surveillance pickle in the saddle.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Oh i must include the scare crow on duty. He hangs on the ✝ and waits till the bird has flown. AOK
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Pull this caper off…
Mediterranean Diet of flowering pickle surveillance..
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
❤ You can bet on it…
6 weeks now and my sling is no longer needed. ❤
Ray*C almost 5 years ago
The “OK” sign is detested in at least some parts of the world, not for racism but because over there it’s sort of like flipping a bird at someone. We were told that “THUMBS UP” was the correct sign for “OK”. I think that’s pretty safe everywhere. And of course in some countries you can’t put one foot atop the other knee while seated, because this shows your shoe bottom and it is an insult.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
The whole world is confounded by the hidden menace of ostensibility.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Queen Victoria probably would not approve….
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sanity Clause
I had learned to loathe the surveillance pickles. They were everywhere. There was always one watching, no matter where you went. And they were connected to social media. Sneeze into your right elbow and everything was okay. Sneeze into the left and you were exposed as being part of a hate group. It reminded me of that TV gag they used to have when people had broadcast analog TVs. You put it near the TV and you could interfere with the signal at will with the push of a button. You could make people do all sorts of things, like make one seat in a room a no-go zone, just by zapping the picture whenever somebody sat in it. People are superstitious monkeys, and easily controlled. But the surveillance pickles were a step too far. The Elf on the Shelf had been bad enough. This was too much.