Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 08, 2020

Is that a tiny Gil lurking by the window pane in P1 next to the giant fist?

Okay this is really stupid.

She should have pulled her out of class 20 minutes early to tell her that.

P1, The girls celebrate another low scoring win and Alexa’s thickening mustache.

P2, The bestie’s head for the showers.

P3, But then we might break 40 and the whole point of this story, whatever it may be, would be ruined.

P1- Is that Bruce Banner or Big Bad John Pasco in the nose bleed seats raising a formidable fist pump?

P2- Today Phoebe retires to the showers with her favorite scrubber, Her number today is 10. I confused Phoebe yesterday with that scoring machine Lynda Carter, or Susan Wilcox-Olson. The girl who went from brunette to blond in P2 and P3.

P 2.5: smooching with tongue

As Wayne Gretzky once said, “You miss 100% of shots you don’t take”.

I did the math on that shot and figured I would not make it.New contest: best PPG becomes valedictorian

P-3: Cable version – When your bestie makes a pass, you should take a shot.

Bestie point guard is jealous that Alexa is stealing her assists.

Whoa, so both academic stars are too tentative on offense—that’s crazy!

Lookout, brunette on the left in P1! You’re about to get one of those Moe Stooge bonks on the head!

I can’t wait until the end of the storyline when the Valedictorian competitors finally start dating. However it gets really boring when they park at Inspiration Point and both of them are too non-aggressive to make the first move.

And speaking of first moves, your first move should be to Mopped Up Thorp where you can read the latest installment of this classic strip.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P1.5: Now how do we get our hands unglued?!?

I think P1 could be a record for number of hands in one panel.