Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Goat, you’re not being a supportive friend.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Hey Goat, you’re hampering the curing of the PORK BELLY! If you want to help, churn out that GOAT MILK CHEESE.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s Monday. That’s the only motivation I need.

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    finkd  almost 5 years ago

    Goat isn’t driving your car, Pig.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    You’ve got issues, Pig. Lemme help you. Come to my place about an hour before dinnertime and we’ll… er.. discuss this. (Yum yum!)

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I am always up for a good 40 winks.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    Not me, I known for getting out of bed after 4…AM, that is.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    That was stressful to hear, Pig. Sleep on it – you’ll feel better.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Move to your cousin Orson’s Farm, Pig. You can sleep all you want in the wallers.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Pig you get all the sleep you want … when your pushing up daisies ;-) … Croc Power !

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    Pastis’s version of “pig in a blanket” is less savory than I imagined.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Pig has some great ideas!

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    My motivation for getting up is to post and read inane comments.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hard to sleep in when my wife’s friends start messaging her early in the morning DING! DING! DING! I tell her to turn off the phone at night, but she won’t.

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    zerotvus  almost 5 years ago

    being retired…i don’t care!

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m with Pig on this one – especially Mondays when I have to get up before the sun.

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    evanlondon  almost 5 years ago

    This is my 16 y/o son.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 5 years ago

    “What gets you out of bed every morning?” “My bladder.”

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    I wish.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I thought using lightning bolts to signify telephone calls stopped when “Apartment 3-G” ended!!

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    I wish I could.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    OMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

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    CalLadyQED  almost 5 years ago

    I think Pig is my spirit animal

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds this retiree the darned alarm awoke me during a great dream at 0900 today.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    Will he beat John & Yoko’s record?

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Enjoyed that so much I think I’ll try it again tomorrow.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, Goat, back off! Don’t harsh Pig’s mellow!

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