Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2020

Goat, you’re not being a supportive friend.

Hey Goat, you’re hampering the curing of the PORK BELLY! If you want to help, churn out that GOAT MILK CHEESE.

It’s Monday. That’s the only motivation I need.

Goat isn’t driving your car, Pig.

You’ve got issues, Pig. Lemme help you. Come to my place about an hour before dinnertime and we’ll… er.. discuss this. (Yum yum!)

I am always up for a good 40 winks.

Not me, I known for getting out of bed after 4…AM, that is.

That was stressful to hear, Pig. Sleep on it – you’ll feel better.

Move to your cousin Orson’s Farm, Pig. You can sleep all you want in the wallers.

Pig you get all the sleep you want … when your pushing up daisies ;-) … Croc Power !

Pastis’s version of “pig in a blanket” is less savory than I imagined.

Pig has some great ideas!

My motivation for getting up is to post and read inane comments.

Hard to sleep in when my wife’s friends start messaging her early in the morning DING! DING! DING! I tell her to turn off the phone at night, but she won’t.

being retired…i don’t care!

I’m with Pig on this one – especially Mondays when I have to get up before the sun.

This is my 16 y/o son.

“What gets you out of bed every morning?” “My bladder.”

I wish.

I thought using lightning bolts to signify telephone calls stopped when “Apartment 3-G” ended!!

I wish I could.

OMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

I think Pig is my spirit animal

Reminds this retiree the darned alarm awoke me during a great dream at 0900 today.

Will he beat John & Yoko’s record?

Enjoyed that so much I think I’ll try it again tomorrow.

Yeah, Goat, back off! Don’t harsh Pig’s mellow!