Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for January 12, 2020

Hopefully, his stomach won’t be exfoliated!

Hey! If it’s edible, it’s fair game. :)

Bub’s insides are gonna look ten years younger!

He can lick it off her when she’s done.

I mix oatmeal and salt with a dab of water as an exfoliant. Won’t do you a bit of harm, but you might get pretty darned thirsty.

I exfoliate my body with a washcloth and my face with a horsehair shaving brush.

I know someone who made a lotions out of food stuffs, hubby sampled some before he learned what the concoction was for.

she should have labeled the containers.

old joke

If you lower your standards enough anything might taste good.