So if Calvin or one of the duplicates get the bed with Hobbes, where do the others sleep? No way Calvin’s parents are going to get some extra sleeping bags at the R.E.I.; that might raise suspicion.
Many people say “lay low,” but I maintain the phrase should be “lie low.” I’ve been sensitive to the proper use of the verbs “lie” and “lay” ever since my writing prof cuffed me upside the head for misuse.
When I read this as a kid, I interpreted “No one will be the wiser” to mean “None of the six of us will have learned any more in school than the others.”
I have three very active boys (11, 7 & 5) all with a good dose of Calvin and one with a nasty mean (as I typed this he’s yelling at me and he threatened to knock me out) streak. I think every family with one boy should rent a couple more from time to time so they can understand the joys of being tag teamed.
No worries on the bed space. I’m pretty sure there is a dungeon under the bed and probably has plenty of room judging from the various monster voices at night…
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
You’re going to need a lot more Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs for breakfast now.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
So if Calvin or one of the duplicates get the bed with Hobbes, where do the others sleep? No way Calvin’s parents are going to get some extra sleeping bags at the R.E.I.; that might raise suspicion.
codycab about 5 years ago
This is NOT going to work. I can already tell.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 5 years ago
I have a great idea. Everyone share it!
Watcher about 5 years ago
Five of you can sleep under the bed with the monsters. They will enjoy the company.
DennisinSeattle about 5 years ago
@Watcher They will outnumber the monsters!
Super Mario about 5 years ago
And who get’s dinner and all
mavinminx about 5 years ago
5 duplicates, 5 school days——-good job Calvin, you don’t have to go to school.
Nirmall Kumar about 5 years ago
I see a matrix fight incoming.
222jo about 5 years ago
Whoever goes to school that day gets the bed. Hobbes has the bed to himself at weekends.
Jeff0811 about 5 years ago
If the real Calvin goes to school one day a week, his words could not be more true, No one especially Calvin, will be the wiser.
Purple People Eater about 5 years ago
How long until the duplicates realize that the original Calvind doesn’t have to go to school at all?
A Hip loving Canadian... about 5 years ago
May I suggest a Rock-Paper-Scissor competition?
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Better not agree to that, Calvin!
rshive about 5 years ago
Not enough school days in the week.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
You skipped over the single most important question: Who’s the real Calvin?
eladee AKA Wally about 5 years ago
If Hobbs gets involved in the fight they are gonna need more guys!
Squoop about 5 years ago
I’d be more concerned about how to divvy up the food.
dv1093 about 5 years ago
This story line is hilarious.
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Mom’s going to notice the barren fridge Calvin !!!! loll
jski14 about 5 years ago
Many people say “lay low,” but I maintain the phrase should be “lie low.” I’ve been sensitive to the proper use of the verbs “lie” and “lay” ever since my writing prof cuffed me upside the head for misuse.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
When I read this as a kid, I interpreted “No one will be the wiser” to mean “None of the six of us will have learned any more in school than the others.”
mattro65 about 5 years ago
I have three very active boys (11, 7 & 5) all with a good dose of Calvin and one with a nasty mean (as I typed this he’s yelling at me and he threatened to knock me out) streak. I think every family with one boy should rent a couple more from time to time so they can understand the joys of being tag teamed.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
No worries on the bed space. I’m pretty sure there is a dungeon under the bed and probably has plenty of room judging from the various monster voices at night…
SHIVA about 5 years ago
He has multiple personalities, in addition to his numerous psychiatric disorders.
eccolibri60 about 5 years ago
Hey, at least now he/they may outnumber the bed monsters.
jadenbrunz about 5 years ago
that’s me and my brothers lol
MeMow_MyCat about 5 years ago
With 5 dupes original Calvin will never have to go!
Moe about 5 years ago
Very shrewd and subtle use of “we” by Original Calvin. He just got the 5 dups to take the 5 days. Well done.
cocavan11 about 5 years ago
The phrase is “lie low,” not “lay low.”