“Then I’ll hoot…and I’ll poot…”
Well, it’s different, I’ll grant that, but it’s still just a fart joke.
Wait until he lights them up with a match…
Definitely NOT Walts version.
They’ll end up as a bowl of pork ’n beans.
Noxious gas alert!!!
when he gets home he’ll watch a re-run of a mighty wind…
He’s trying to make the pigs run out of the house on their own.
A “Natural Gas” explosion!
The wolf is a “Methane Menace”!
This story will e a gas!
“It’s an ill wind…”
OY! PASS!
Aw come on folks. The wolf’s a nice guy. He’s just planning to give the pigs a musical fruit serenade.
Guys NEVER outgrow fart jokes…
Could be worse. At least it’s not Taco Bell.
The origin of Pork & Beans.
“Do you like George Wendt?”
And thus began the story of pork and beans…
flamethrower!
And here I thought chemical warfare was banned.
Now it’s gonna be a Grimm Furry Tail.
This’ll be a breeze …
“That wolf be old school.”
Beans, Beans good for the heart. The more you eat the more you …
He’s going to do a gas attack, not a knock down routine
The good news is they can be at Snow White’s castle before the beans kick in.
With a match he’s got a flame thrower.
“Those are magic beans, Jimmy.”
A mighty wind.
Now, Jeff, do not loan him a match. Mutt.
Maybe beans and ham after he’s done?
He doesn’t need to blow the house down, just stand by the a/c intake.
And, wait! What is he doing with that lighter?
A fart joke without the fart.
This might not end well.
Blazing Saddles has the best fart joke
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Then I’ll hoot…and I’ll poot…”
pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago
Well, it’s different, I’ll grant that, but it’s still just a fart joke.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wait until he lights them up with a match…
santa72404 about 5 years ago
Definitely NOT Walts version.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 5 years ago
They’ll end up as a bowl of pork ’n beans.
Kind&Kinder about 5 years ago
Noxious gas alert!!!
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
when he gets home he’ll watch a re-run of a mighty wind…
electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago
He’s trying to make the pigs run out of the house on their own.
iggyman about 5 years ago
A “Natural Gas” explosion!
iggyman about 5 years ago
The wolf is a “Methane Menace”!
iggyman about 5 years ago
This story will e a gas!
PICTO about 5 years ago
“It’s an ill wind…”
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
OY! PASS!
nosirrom about 5 years ago
Aw come on folks. The wolf’s a nice guy. He’s just planning to give the pigs a musical fruit serenade.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 5 years ago
Guys NEVER outgrow fart jokes…
Display about 5 years ago
Could be worse. At least it’s not Taco Bell.
Kabana_Bhoy about 5 years ago
The origin of Pork & Beans.
enigmamz about 5 years ago
“Do you like George Wendt?”
donwalter about 5 years ago
And thus began the story of pork and beans…
JB10000Lakes about 5 years ago
flamethrower!
cdward about 5 years ago
And here I thought chemical warfare was banned.
Fantom Premium Member about 5 years ago
Now it’s gonna be a Grimm Furry Tail.
Michael G. about 5 years ago
This’ll be a breeze …
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
“That wolf be old school.”
We has seen the enemy about 5 years ago
Beans, Beans good for the heart. The more you eat the more you …
BrentskiL about 5 years ago
He’s going to do a gas attack, not a knock down routine
marilynnbyerly about 5 years ago
The good news is they can be at Snow White’s castle before the beans kick in.
CYGNUS X1 about 5 years ago
With a match he’s got a flame thrower.
Nuliajuk about 5 years ago
“Those are magic beans, Jimmy.”
Lablubber about 5 years ago
A mighty wind.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Now, Jeff, do not loan him a match. Mutt.
danholt about 5 years ago
Maybe beans and ham after he’s done?
Bilan about 5 years ago
He doesn’t need to blow the house down, just stand by the a/c intake.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
And, wait! What is he doing with that lighter?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
A fart joke without the fart.
AMBER1 about 5 years ago
This might not end well.
David Peters about 5 years ago
Blazing Saddles has the best fart joke