Well sure, it caused the end of the world, but we sure added a lot of stockholder value in those last few days!
“let’s party like it’s 1999!!!”
Just “acts of God”….oops.
“No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance;
Lloyd’s of London will be loaded when they go."
—Tom Lehrer, circa 1959
Al Sleet here. Your Hippy Dippy weatherman.
Radar is picking up a line of thunderstorms sweeping through the area.
It’s also picking up a squadron of Russian ICBMs, so I wouldn’t sweat the thunderstorms!
(with apologies to George Carlin)
I can’t help thinking of Australia now.
Grab your Pipboy!
Don’t worry. It’s just “God” on a bender. Oh, wait. God don’t pay out. :0|
Read the fine print on your policies [when there’s nothing else to do.] Radioactive contamination NOT covered, neither are acts of war, whether declared or undeclared.
Unhhhh….you’re gonna be obliterated, so it won’t matter.
Only if you have a pale horse rider in your policy.
I see Lio’s having fun again
Don’t think you’ll have to worry about that.
Hey, why don’t you duck under a table? Maybe that will save you like it did when we were in grade school.
Yes but not against radioactive mutant home invaders…
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Well sure, it caused the end of the world, but we sure added a lot of stockholder value in those last few days!
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
“let’s party like it’s 1999!!!”
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just “acts of God”….oops.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance;
Lloyd’s of London will be loaded when they go."
—Tom Lehrer, circa 1959
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Al Sleet here. Your Hippy Dippy weatherman.
Radar is picking up a line of thunderstorms sweeping through the area.
It’s also picking up a squadron of Russian ICBMs, so I wouldn’t sweat the thunderstorms!
(with apologies to George Carlin)
Diat60 almost 5 years ago
I can’t help thinking of Australia now.
Xeacons1 almost 5 years ago
Grab your Pipboy!
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Don’t worry. It’s just “God” on a bender. Oh, wait. God don’t pay out. :0|
Rabies65 almost 5 years ago
Read the fine print on your policies [when there’s nothing else to do.] Radioactive contamination NOT covered, neither are acts of war, whether declared or undeclared.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Unhhhh….you’re gonna be obliterated, so it won’t matter.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Only if you have a pale horse rider in your policy.
rimose almost 5 years ago
I see Lio’s having fun again
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Don’t think you’ll have to worry about that.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Hey, why don’t you duck under a table? Maybe that will save you like it did when we were in grade school.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yes but not against radioactive mutant home invaders…