Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 12, 2020

And you have to use the right telcom, MWT&T.

Knowing the crew of the RU Sirius, there is indeed no intelligent life in space.

“Hello, this is SETI! If you are extraterrestrial intelligent life, please press 1. For all other callers, please stay on the line – an agent X will be with you shortly.”

BEEP. Where’s Giorgio? Keep him away from us. BEEP.

If there is intelligent life observing our planet, why don’t we hear them laughing at our stupidity?

I bet Spam is packed full

Wow! The telemarketers are everywhere.

And robot calls, from real robots.

Um…check the time and date stamp on that invasion message…quick!

Well, I’ve had my eye on Jodie Foster since she played Becky Thatcher back in 1973, and she still hasn’t left any messages for me.

I see they have my mother answering the phone. She won’t answer unless she knows the number calling.

“Hello, this is the IRS and we’re going to need you to drop off an Amazon gift card to us at your local Walmart parking lot or you’ll be going to jail.”

Hey Doc, maybe you can get the Space Squid, Aliens, Balloon People, Donut People, Snow People, Dirk Raider, et al to help you… ☺

That’s the spam folder.

Most of those calls get blocked by my provider.

No messages about purchasing an extended vehicle warranty?

Anybody else a Seti@Home participant? :-)

[We’re] Made Out of Meat — they don’t want to contact us.

This comic is so weird when they pretend not to have met any aliens before.