Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 05, 2024

You are two cyclops! Yikes.

A one eyed ettin.

I’m sorry, which eye should I be looking at? Don’t talk at once, it confuses me!

A Siamese psyclops?

a Bicyclops

Sorry. There was something about your … uh … voice, that reminded me of a cyclops friend of mine.

I was talking to Bo not you Jangles. Whats on the Menu Bo?

Hmm, this should tell me whether they essentially are two cyclops: “Do you two have depth perception?”

I wish I could make out the label on the back of his shirt, but he does have an interesting chest tattoo. :)

Hey, introduce them to Abby and Brittany!

Two heads, dental work pending and one red sharpie in pocket. Nice Beatle-cuts, too!

Oh, nice tattoo of recent victim on chest, also…

Bi-ops, see?

“Whatever the heck you are, you both look darned hostile, and I don’t want to talk to either of you any more!”

Are two heads really better than one?