In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 09, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Heaven is not having to be embarrassed on the basketball court for the next twelve million years.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You’d think it could be cured instantly.

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    You’d think nobody would ever get hurt.

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    Wait! Is this Heaven? Torn up after one day here? It seems more like Hell!

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    MS72  almost 5 years ago

    Kobe and friends are in a better place.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  almost 5 years ago

    Or until the Twelfth of Never … and that’s a long, long time.

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like their health care is as lousy as what we have in the USA.

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    yimhere  almost 5 years ago

    Probably couldn’t go to his left anyway……

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    There goes that free agent contract.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “The rest of eternity”? I wouldn’t mind resting for eternity. Sounds kinda nice, actually.

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    geese28  almost 5 years ago

    God can heal that

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh great; just when I finally thought I’d be able to have a body capable of dunking…!

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