Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2020

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    Bryan Farht  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t know how long she’ll do that before she just throws us out.

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    david_g  almost 5 years ago

    She is throwing us out now. Slow cooker.

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    GabryelFrost  almost 5 years ago

    Trees like fertilizer. :)

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    RaymondMoulton  almost 5 years ago

    All kids have to leave home sometime!

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    and it’s doing it without any of your help, Wiz!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    She’s been abused, used and fired upon….

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    Display  almost 5 years ago

    She covers up but doesn’t make tools of war safe. All over the world they find munitions from up to almost 100 years ago – some found and disposed of but some found the way they were meant to be used. Never turn your back on the past or Mother Earth. Both will strike you like a snake.

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    sheilag  almost 5 years ago

    Funny thing is, I was just reading up on the old World War I trenches and the battlefields as they are now, 100 years later, where you can still see the craters from artillery fire, the unexploded ordnance, and where the trench lines were all those years ago… strange how these coincide like this (for me at least ;-) ).

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    V45mikky  almost 5 years ago

    expensive fertilizer

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    Coincidence strikes again. Last night I was kind of half asleep when a verse began trailing across my mind. As with most half-dreams, I could only remember the first line. It went: I am here as I have been since the third day. Finally traced the image to Genesis 1:13. Truly wish I could recall the lines that followed. But that’s regrettably human. We are often given glimpses of things we should value, but can’t take further.

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    William Robbins Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well there’s the best argument against climate action. Mom doesn’t really care if we survive.What have we done to the Earth? What have done to our fair sister? Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn.

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    Bruce1253  almost 5 years ago

    Mother earth has been cleaning up after species who were top dog for a very long time. People are only about 200,000 years old, an eye blink for a planet as old as the earth. If we wipe our selves out, she has plenty of time to clean up the mess, rest a bit, then start again. Life is the goal, it doesn’t have to be human.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  almost 5 years ago

    if you look at some battle fields from WW1 today the ground even covered with trees and plans is still misshapen from shelling

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She’s a tad slow though.. we want / demand.. immediate cleanup.

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    And scolding us in the process….

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    Calvinist1966  almost 5 years ago

    Wars weren’t so bad in the Middle Ages. Not nearly as many people were killed and the weapons didn’t keep killing and/or maiming people after the war as many do nowadays. In those innocent times, plagues were much worse than wars. That said, War was still one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    She’s getting really frustrated with it since she can’t keep up. She’s on the verge out sweeping us up with the rest of the trash and starting over again.

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    RabbitDad  almost 5 years ago

    At Verdun there is still a field with grass-covered divots like this, from a war over a hundred years old…

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    ROY PICKETT  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t worry about Mother Nature, she is cooking up new diseases and plagues to rid herself of us as we speak. The surviving cockroaches will appreciate out abandoned building for years to come!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But what is Father Sky still doing after all these years?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A whole field of red ferns…

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    wwward1948  almost 5 years ago
    Munitions grow to be beans.
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    krisannr.thompson  over 4 years ago

    How many years does it take for Mother Earth to dissolve diapers, styrofoam and cigarette butts?

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