Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 17, 2020

Make it to the bottom and go splat.

Murder yourself.

At least now he’s done faking it.

Another Darwin Award winner.

Prior to this lifetime, he surely was a tailor.

He didn’t even get to fly too close to the sun.

As they say .. no pain no gain.. It took men like this to advance our civilization.. the next guy invented the parachute.

“I’M FLYING! I’M FLYING!”

[splat]

So sad. He had just gotten a high paying job at Boeing’s quality control section.

Birdbrain

Looks like he forgot the comic law of gravity . . . he looked down!

Can’t get good speed on a unicycle. There’s the problem.

Hope they have a back-up plan.

Fake it till you break it, in his case. Which didn’t take long.

Now to claim that you made it.

That obviously doesn’t work with everything…

Another “Hold my beer” moment.

It’s not the fall that kills you …

“I believe I can fly…”