Close to Home by John McPherson for January 13, 2020

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    Well that is rather dark, even Bleeb is looking in disbelief.

    Is that Dalcon back at the base of that tree? He sure seems to be keeping an eye on Bleeb lately.

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 5 years ago

    Eww.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    They wanted their wishbones back.

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    Well, if you leave your turkey carcass sitting out on the counter too long, it will revisit you if you try to eat it. You’ll think it’s your brains coming out eventually, because there couldn’t be anything else left!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Zombie turkeys!

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    What a fowl experience.

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    KenseidenXL  almost 5 years ago

    They bury the remains in the yard?!

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Wait until the Thanksgiving carcasses hear about this and join them!

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    Nuclear Nemesis  almost 5 years ago

    I grilled a couple of steaks for Christmas.

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    danholt  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe it’s just a new Peter Gabriel video…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Bummer! Get a leg up…..

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    johnnydoc5  almost 5 years ago

    Leftovers!

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    iwontgiveit  almost 5 years ago

    nope! Google defines carcass as →the remains of a cooked bird after all the edible parts have been removed —these guys are just headless.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Awesome! Leftovers!!

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    bobbyferrel  almost 5 years ago

    It looks delicious out there.

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe they can make spectre soup.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Honey, we’ve trained our entire lives for this moment…breakout the rotisserie!”

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Necks and giblets included.

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    Brian Layman  almost 5 years ago

    So we have Bleeb who is almost always yellow. And we have Dalcon, who looks like a scroll with a brain on top and a orangeish/reddish body, but was at least once green – unless that was someone else.. In a comment a ways back, someone called a second yellow Bleeb-like creature Spatloid. Was that an attempt at a joke or is that canonical? How many Bleeb-likes are there? Is there anywhere that Mr. McPherson has discussed these BLs? Google hasn’t shown me any mention of them other than in our own comments.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wait until they experience “Night of the living dead giblets”

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    How about the ghosts of some stuffing and gravy?

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    MCProfessor  almost 5 years ago

    Poultrygeists!

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    All the more reason to eat ham instead.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They refuse to quit cold turkey

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    LrdSlvrhnd  almost 5 years ago

    “Great, we just ran out of leftovers! Honey, get me the electric knife!”

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