We got one of those programable thermostats, but it developed a mind of its own. Wake up drenched at 2 AM and discover it had reset itself to 80 (which we NEVER do), or realize at 11 AM that it’s darned cold in here. It’s only 60? Yeesh.
Those instructions remind me of the rules for a game played on “Star Trek” – Fizzbin. Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer’s right, who gets seven. Simultaneously, the first and second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays, when the first card alone is turned up. The player on the dealer’s left gets the first turn, and then play proceeds counter-clockwise around the table. There is one discard pile for each player (placed in front of the player). To play, you may draw from any one of the four discard piles, or you may draw from the stack of remaining cards. If the card you draw is a king or a two, you may draw again, unless it is night, in which case the rule applies for a queen or a four only. And so on and so on…
allen@home over 4 years ago
These instructions are much easier to follow.
Gent over 4 years ago
I’ve got only one instruction for you, hyoomans. Gimme all your food.
Masterskrain over 4 years ago
And what’s even better, doggos have their instructions for dealing with humans as well… unconditional love, snuggles, tail wags, and puppy eyes….
Stevefk over 4 years ago
Too bad humans don’t come with instructions, they are really needed with some people.
hfergus Premium Member over 4 years ago
They will also remind you of you forget.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
And renew the subscription for Bone Appetit.
Dani Rice over 4 years ago
We got one of those programable thermostats, but it developed a mind of its own. Wake up drenched at 2 AM and discover it had reset itself to 80 (which we NEVER do), or realize at 11 AM that it’s darned cold in here. It’s only 60? Yeesh.
Blot over 4 years ago
AND……a “go bye-bye” ride in car every day!
lawrence.anderson over 4 years ago
We can program moon phases? Cool!
micromos over 4 years ago
Easier than putting a bookcase together!
unfair.de over 4 years ago
Dogs are pre-programmed. And the instructions are as self-explanatory as it can ever be due to the adorable user interface.
Jimbag over 4 years ago
and no locking in a hot car…
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Dogs reflect their programming. A crazy dog was programmed by a crazy owner.
Bonita Voigt over 4 years ago
Those instructions remind me of the rules for a game played on “Star Trek” – Fizzbin. Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer’s right, who gets seven. Simultaneously, the first and second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays, when the first card alone is turned up. The player on the dealer’s left gets the first turn, and then play proceeds counter-clockwise around the table. There is one discard pile for each player (placed in front of the player). To play, you may draw from any one of the four discard piles, or you may draw from the stack of remaining cards. If the card you draw is a king or a two, you may draw again, unless it is night, in which case the rule applies for a queen or a four only. And so on and so on…
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
OK two things: 1) By passing a weekend? Why would you want to do that? 2) When they say feed them twice a day they mean AM and PM.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Once done the returns are priceless.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
Plus they won’t let you forget, at least the feeding thing.