B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 21, 2020

Gravy is not meant to be a meal!

Think micro.

Fat Broad: “What did you just call me!?”

What’s the latest fad diet? I eat a lot of stuff in moderation.

Ewwwwwww

What are ‘macros’?

…and went to the gym where I sat on machines for 2 hours looking at my phone.

Agree. We haven’t had mammoth blubber in YEARS, and we don’t miss it at all.

Eat what you like, you only live once, why spend it being miserable.

Quit yer blubberin’, man!

No more Chocolate Frosted Mammoth Fat Balls and Mammoth milk?

Macros? I swear I’m losing touch with American language. And I’m an American.

“WHY” would she want to see the macaroni?

Well, cold it’s a great spread for toast.

1800 calories is 1800 calories. WHAT you eat is irrelevant.

What was the mammoth blubbering about?

But it goes so well with maple syrup!

Why the geneticists created mammoths that could survive the harsh weather and much hotter climate is a mystery?