Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 27, 2020

Practice makes perfect. Sorry all the practice in the world is not going to help you.

Nice. Save it for Halloween.

Whoa, Yes. Turn it down dude, or you’ll have all of the women fainting dead away. And I do mean dead.

It’s too ‘something’ that’s for sure. What’s the opposite of sexy?

Ummmm, sexiness has left the building…..

It sends shivers down my spine!

…only to a garden gnome.

What a wink!

Hubba hubba!

23 skidoo!

Yowsa!

That’s like Lurch learning to smile. Gives a pained expression.

As someone who likes older men I can say there are certain advantages to dating someone with no teeth.

Mrs. Smith, my 1st grade teacher!

If you think Granny’s sexy,And you want her body,Head on over to the old age hoooome!!!

So I’m not Rod Stewart.

Perfect! Don’t change a thing. The nice people at Polar Lights are re-issuing the classic “Witch” model kit, and the photographers for the cover art are already on their way. Next stop: stardom!

A visit to ClearChoice Dental a dose of Plexaderm and an appointment with Dr. Pimple Popper and suddenly there’s a new supermodel on the horizon.

J-u-u-u-u-u-u-st right.

There’s not enough booze in the free world to improve that…….she fought the ugly stick and won!!

Looks like the Comparative Literature teacher I had in college.

“I don’t understand. She looked so good at the bar last night”…

This is pretty much how every woman sees men trying to hit on them unless they’re Leonardo DiCaprio or a Hemsworth.

Definitely not a girl you want to bring home to mother.

Also definitely not a mother you want to bring your girl home to.

Wow, this really resembles Ghastly Graham Ingel’s “Old Witch” from 50s EC Haunt of Fear

I think they want more than just candy.