Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 09, 2020

2300 PCH to 23200 PCH is a grand total of less than half mile.

This is a bit extreme.

That is some seriously mangled Yodaspeak there. Proper Yodaspeak has a consistent syntax that’s surprisingly tricky to get right, and he isn’t getting it right. It’s not random word order.

The Zonker Harris Access is at 22664 PCH, half a mile or so east of the Ol’ Surfer Dude’s turf. So that’s where Zonker himself is the legendary surfer dude.

The old one is referring to the 300 lb. BLOB of EVIL.

Speak not it’s name, lest it comes and devours all that is good.

Leaving only agony and despair in it’s wake.

“I feel you” needs to go away along with “influencers”…

It could be worse, the Master could be running for the White House. Or in occupation.

I’m just confused. :)

Master Yoda it seems.

Is the Master related to Yoda?

Like of you immediately looked up the address on your favorite map app

I had forgotten that Garry predicted the apocalypse back in 2016. And here we are chugging along on all 8 cylinders, getting great mileage and excellent service at the roadside diners.

I kind of envy those who checked out 3 years ago…