Close to Home by John McPherson for January 24, 2020

I don’t believe that’s Bleeb’s home planet.

Disturbing

Back up, aliens.

“Use your hand-like appendages like the boss does.”

“My eyes are up here! And here, and here….”

McPherson better head down to Walgreens and get his meds refilled, you can tell when he’s off them with stuff like this.

Two creatures you should never play cards with. Zorvon and Londo Mollari.

Does anyone remember “Up your nose with a rubber hose.”? I know it’s sort of a tangent, but it is what I first though of when I saw this.

even aliens gots buck teeth!

OK That has to be somkind of HR problem

Never have I seen an alien necktie, this may be a first in the annals of cartoon history.

Alien: MeToo in theaters this summer

Is the little alien dude back home?

I can’t help it! You make my….um…nozzle-things-with-eyes-in-them…bug out!

I’m sure that there is a Harvey Weinstein moment in this comic.

I only have eyes for you!

Way back when, the Harvard Lampoon parody of Playboy had a similar cartoon gag. Two young women walking along the street complained that men were undressing them with their eyes, as male passersby were indeed removing the women’s clothes by clamping them in their eyelids and tugging away.

The eyes have it…..or them?

He’s got opposable eyes?

I love Bleebs relaxed pose. It’s a wonder he isn’t smoking a cigarette and enjoying the risque behaviour of the other strange aliens. Of course Bleeb is smart enough to not be smoking.

The noses explain why they are often called honkers.

On the contrary, he seems to be stealing he passwords. The eyes are pointed away from her.

You may look all you want, but don´t touch whitout permission.

Where are the eyes on the alien in the lower left? He seems to have the stalks for them.