Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Stop asking; start doing.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    There’s always hiding in a blanket.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    This is known as “monotonic non-decreasing” and it’s an important concept in several mathematical areas.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What we can hope from our government.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Pig get rid of the Debbie Downer pills …. Get some Billy Upper pills ! … Croc Power !

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Life offers no give and take!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    PIG needs a significant other. Wish he and PIGITA could get along….life is not worth living alone to him.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps if you’d gotten a degree from Trump University …

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe you need to be more firm and assertive.

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    Ugly, Fat and Crabby  almost 5 years ago

    Sometimes that’s the best you can hope for from life.

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    In life, it’s not always possible to win. Sometimes you can only lose by less or break even.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Live is life…nah nah na na nah…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pATX-lV0VFk

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Life never answers my letters. I think she’s upset about something I did.

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    Elder Lee Fox  almost 5 years ago

    But the impeachment circus is still on.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Life is what you make it, then you die.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Observation on life from the Fools (language nsfw)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MU7cOa_Vmo

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Even the best negotiator can’t beat Life, Pig. Sorry. Deal with it….

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    Future Reuben Recipient  over 4 years ago

    I just always say my life is at rock bottom no matter what happens, therefore it can never go down.

    wins lottery “Sh*t. My life can’t get any worse.”

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